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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I think mom's hiding an unholy belief about this deep inside and is trying to discuss it with you in some way possible, but can't find an opening cause you speak the obvious so she thinks you'll be taken too aback by her unconventional approach (euphemism).

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think it's this. Mom has watched a ton of true crime mystery or something similar and was hoping her kid would reply with some grizzly details about the particulars of the case. Instead he states the obvious and mom is like "ohhh probably best not to give the kid an infatuation with erotic asphyxiation so maybe I'll drop it."