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Cooking Up Contingency Plans (i.imgur.com)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Since my polymorph meme has only garnered three downvotes so far I thought I'd offer a bit more controversial take, and see if I can manage to stir the pot a bit with this one.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Unfortunately:

half of zero is still zero, and
since one can't go below 0HP there's no HP pool to take health from.

As someone who had to DM more than I'd like, no dice, mate.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You're still dealing damage, e.g. it could kill you from the massive damage rule if you dealt enough. Vampiric touch counts how much damage you deal, not how much hp the target loses.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Not to mention I'd allow on creativity and rule of cool. I want players like that in my table.