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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"We're making record profits!!!...

...No Steve, you can't have a raise. Here's a bag of Fritos!"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We made record profits but we projected unattainable goals so you can't have a raise

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Steve, if you keep complaining with your coworkers, you'll be fired. You know what, you're fired. And your coworkers, too, the company can't keep up with your expenses.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago