this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

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Me wishing there were public bidets in the US and feeling dirty when I use non-bidets in an emergency.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Try wiping Nutella off a carpet and you'll know my pain.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Jesus Christ, thanks for that mental image dingleberry

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The consistency is a variable that depends on your diet. I used to have that problem too, but no more!