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[โ€“] borth 21 points 1 year ago (7 children)

So.... How do you take it out though? Someone else's help? Why wouldn't they break it while trying to take it out too? Or is breaking it the only option, as a lesson for your stupidity? Is this a painful/traumatic enough torture method? So many questions ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Just gotta swallow it

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

And lots of lube.

[โ€“] CookieJarObserver 9 points 1 year ago

Play snake and unhinge your jaw.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I'd guess they would put a kind of thick bag over it and then break it so it can't hurt the mouth.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if you meditate or go to sleep or otherwise relax it enough to take it out? That should work if the only thing keeping it in is the involuntary stress/fear response of muscle tension.

[โ€“] CrustyCrinkles 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Go to sleep? With a lightbulb in your mouth??

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean, I've fallen asleep at the dentist's before. That's the same right?

To be clear, it was momentary lapses in consciousness during routine cleanings, not due to anesthesia.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Open wide and push it out with your tongue