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Kristi Noem Says Cannibal Ate Himself on ICE Deportation Flight (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’m betting the person injured themself to get off the plane. Maybe with their teeth. ICE was making fun of it, calling him a cannibal and dumbass Noem just believed it word for word.

She doesn’t seem like someone who gets jokes, even bad ones.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

Noem is no dumbass, but she plays a convincing one on TV.

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