"Tonight on QUEEF WATCH! We take a look at various queefs across the city, and ask bartenders if they can identify their patrons by the sound of their queef!
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queef noise
"That was Laura."
queef noise
"That was Britney."
queef noise
"That was Abby."
"And later on the show, we'll be interviewing three generations of women. A woman, a daughter, and a grand daughter to find out which generation has the superior queef!"
"Wouldn't all of them be daughters though? Every woman is SOMEBODIES daughter..."
"Well, yeah, but I said it like that so you got a sense of the generations"
"Yeah, I get that, but it's still a weird thing to say. It distracts more than it attracts."
queef noise
"That was Amber."
Some thoughts should stay in people's heads.
Pains me to say, but dumbass is right.