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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This reminds me that I had to sign one of those code of conduct documents at work last week.

I'm all for preventing corruption etc, but I have to say I am disappointed I have not once been offered a bribe. I'm not even asking for much, just one tiny bribe would be nice. Just to know I'm valued. You know?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

At one job, the orientation told us that competitors could send hot people to try to seduce us for trade secrets.

Yeah, that one never happened either.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll give you $20 if you give me your work account password.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Don't you have paperwork to do now? Hell of a DDOS attack if so...

[–] sharkfucker420 1 points 1 year ago

IT is gonna kill you over that password