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[–] [email protected] 64 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 66 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This is where two balls comes in handy.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Granted. One of your testicles grows back.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I SAID BALL NOT TESTICLE. JUST BECAUSE I CAN TALK DOESN'T MEAN I UNDERSTAND IDIOMS.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

If you understood genies, you would know that twisting your words is par for the course, if not the whole point (⌐■_■)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Why would a dog understand genies if they don't understand idioms?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago

Good question. They don't. Neither do people, hence the ironic consequences.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

Testicle

Twisting your words

So the genie is technically committing linguistic torsion

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

Chris and Jack

Don't wish to commune with the dead. A lot worse than you can imagine.