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I hear tell that several of those companies have entire departments solely dedicated just to distract Musk with bullshit when he visits, so he doesn't attempt to do any "work".
Musk showing up to perform work is how we get things like "Human eyes don't have LIDAR so a Tesla doesn't need it either".
How terrible it must be to have to actively run interference to keep the CEO from breaking the company.