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CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary (theonion.com)

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[–] Reverendender 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The salaries aren’t that big

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you include all the legal (and illegal) bribes that almost all of them receive, they are well paid, though.

[–] Reverendender 2 points 1 week ago

You’re probably not wrong, but it’s tough to calculate.