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No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Probably some announcement on a loop that they usually have at airports about what to do at security. Although I have no idea why the Secretary of Homeland Security would need to be on one of those videos, or what she would even be saying. Probably something fascist.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

....something something Big Brother.