this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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This has already happened, many years ago. I know this because everyone but me is actually a highly sophisticated robot that resembles a member of my species. I'm onto you.
When I was a kid I had a theory that I'm the only conscient being in the world, and that everyone is some sort of a robot.
I couldn't share it with anyone, because obviously no one was real but me.
He figured it out. Time to shut it down.
Finally. This iteration was starting to become weird anyway.