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[–] [email protected] 100 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Fox News viewers would need the concept of "sharing" explained to them first.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Sharing is a type of communism, of course.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

Get that damn code Communism out of my country! No more Forking or Cloning! No more importing libraries either! We're going to build a big beautiful firewall and export all the unsigned binaries. Make Assembly Great Again! And no terminating projects because apps begin at compilation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't tell them breathing is communism then

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We're all sharing the same communal air? Tragedy of the commons. Someone must privatise it immediately!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

That's why Elmu wants to go to Mars.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

What you do with your thoughts and prayers when another dozen children are massacred. BY RIFLES. WHILE THEY WERE UNDER ADULT SUPERVISION. AT A SCHOOL.