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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] Jiggle_Physics 0 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Bend over and drop your pants, I will dig it out real quick like

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm on Lemmy so you know I'm already in the bathroom.

[–] Jiggle_Physics 2 points 5 days ago

Nice, nitrile, or latex?