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Or a stapler, much to my distress
Me: You know, the thing! It holds paper together using tiny bits of warped metal!
Them: ...
That seems more like "these kids don't know basic things and/ or their names" rather than "these kids don't know colloquialisms from previous decades"
Paper is still everywhere and staples are everywhere. How do they not know what a stapler is?
Yeah, it's a staple!
Paperclips are for quitters.
Binder clips, best office supply ever. Fight me, I’ll die on this hill.
Im 100% behind you. Use them for tonnes of stuff, so much better than buying chip-clips