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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Well my skin's not orange yet but I can see as well at night as I can at noontime now."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

So do you not see during noontime that well?

I only ask because the carrots giving you better night vision was a lie made up during WW2 in order to keep radar tech a secret. Carrots might improve eyesight if you have weak eyesight, but it ~~does~~ doesn't give you super vision.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/carrots-cant-help-you-see-in-the-dark-heres-how-world-war-ii-propaganda-campaign-popularized-the-myth-28812484/

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

but it does give you super vision

confirmed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Fixed my mistake. I clearly need more carrots.