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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

As someone who's been tomatomaxxing for about two decades now, I can report a tan that would make me fit right in on a vampire meetup.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Do you garlic with your tomato? Is good but not for vampire.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Damn, what a question.

Garlic genuinely tastes quite pungent to me, as if you created a new taste between sour and bitter and really stinky sweat. I can't even put one clove into my tomato sauce or it'll taste of nothing but that pungent taste to me.
I do get a hint of what I assume garlic tastes like to most people, so sometimes I'll put in like half a pinch of garlic powder, but that's it.

So far, I assumed that was a genetic thing, but maybe I am just a vampire.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

You make me sad.