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Also, do y'all call main() in the if block or do you just put the code you want to run in the if block?

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Still better than having to create a new class just to implement

public static void main(String[] args) {}

Relevant Fireship video: https://youtu.be/m4-HM_sCvtQ

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

Only took 27 years to make the Java "Hello, world!" kinda sane.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Free standing functions in Java?! This can't be true.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

I know right? It even has var with implicit typing now. While I prefer Kotlin any day, there's been quite a few qol improvements to Java over the last few years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago