this post was submitted on 27 May 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Panamalt 191 points 4 days ago (12 children)

bro is having a rough time, and all his 'friends' abandon him and him his problems are wrong . . .

First greentext that's actually believable

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Time and place for everything.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (5 children)

You usually don't choose when you have a mental breakdown. The big thing here is that he crashed out and not a single one of his friends cared about his wellbeing enough to try and help. Just got told to go to a doctor.

[–] GhostedIC 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What was he supposed to say?

"Alright bro. I might not be a doctor, but I'll help you get an erection. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Comfort him. Let him know that he's not a leper all of a sudden for having a moment of vulnerability. Listen. Make sure that they understand that they're heard.

These are pretty basic forms of emotional labor that go a long way in helping folks, and can even save lives at times.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

This is good advice, thank you for the reality check.

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