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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

There's an easy solution: Push workdays later into the day so a 9-5 becomes an 11-7.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Push workdays later into the day so a 9-5 becomes an 11-5.

FTFY

work can get fucked if they think I'm giving up my evenings. We should be pushing for shorter workdays, too. Not just push them back.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I’ll do 4 days a week from 9-2, how about that?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

11-7

when do i get to have fun?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

2 Weeks every year. No, you don't always get to choose which ones. Yes, they are also your sick days.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 weeks ago

You can either adjust your sleep patterns to get the same amount of evening fun time, have fun in the morning, or organize and force the bourgeoisie to give you shorter workdays.