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[–] [email protected] 177 points 2 years ago (3 children)

A classic. So many questions arise from this simple text+image post:

  1. Is this person's child named really "Strairdrac The Netherwatcher"?
  2. Is Strairdrac even human?
  3. Why does Strairdrac want to teach crabs how to read?
  4. Why is it considered forbidden knowledge?
  5. What other knowledge is forbidden?

We will never have all the answers. Still, the questions are themselves a sort of answer.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago

to know all the answers is… forbidden knowledge

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)
  1. Strairdrac is three crabs in a trenchcoat, now teaching others of his kind how to blend in with humans
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Crab people

Crab people

Taste like Crab, walk like people

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

the child is... strange.

we've made repeated efforts to contact the Florida Guard, the Florida Attorney General, the Governor!

Random Asshat: "the Florida Guard! that we be! please gaze upon my curdled milks and slimy vegetables!"