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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

>Be me

>Placed by aliens in a tiny cell with no hiding spot

>Suddenly there's a wolf spider with a 20-meter legspan outside staring me in the face

>My mind goes blank as I realize I would be torn limb from limb but for the flimsy bars of my cell walls

>"Quit assuming the human is afraid. The spider is probably friendly. You're just projecting, bro."