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New Indiana Law Requires All Porn Viewers To Register As Sex Offenders (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The funny thing is that, if this were true, it would be the most efficient and effective way to register a hundred politicians, especially Republicans, as sex offenders.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, see... It was a "staffing issue"! Totally wasn't me. On my account.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Staffing issue. Do these people not even hear themselves?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

You think they give a shit?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no... I wasn't "watching porn" I was researching content to make sure the law is properly applied!