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[–] [email protected] 153 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

For a 10% coupon, ssh into localhost and enter code sudo rm -rf /*

[–] Croquette 84 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

You talk about vibecoding buddy, you think they SSH into anything?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago

If the AI tells them to

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

Hey vibecoding is real and stop shushing me!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They probrally dont even use WSL, they likley use Windows 11 and a browser

[–] Jumuta 15 points 2 weeks ago

"free ssh online"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

OpenSSH actually comes bundled with Windows so no need for WSL

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Yes but powershell is so incredibly unbearable to use that nobody bothers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

They ssh into your mom

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Doesn't work for me. You forgot half of the coupon code.

Here's the correct coupon code: sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

/* doesn't require --no-preserve-root, you're not trying to delete root after all.