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MAGA fans preparing to storm St. Peter’s Basilica should Trump lose conclave (newsthump.com)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

RuPaul would be the best of popes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Several people have done good pope drag, and I would see any of them in the office: Catherine O'Hara, pre-rape Marilyn Manson, the dude from Francis Bacon's Study after Portrait of Pope Innocent X. But RuPaul would probably be the best in terms of policy.