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MAGA fans preparing to storm St. Peter’s Basilica should Trump lose conclave (newsthump.com)

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Personally I'd like to see what a fully armed and operational Swiss Guard would do.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Kill a lot of Nazis, as they are wont to do.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

That would be the happiest day of my life.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Too bad the Vatican they protect, then helped those Nazis escape to South America

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Statistically it's most likely they dig holes and stay put, maybe repaint some 'barns' and blow up a bunch of bridges. No wait, that's what the Swiss Armed Forces would do. I have no clue what's statistically most like they would do.