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The idea that she had one on-hand already speaks volumes
It was previously worn by her sex doll.
One of her staff carries a briefcase full of them at all times. The passcode on the case is 5786 (or "JSTN" in T9word.)
Are you suggesting that the First Lady is receiving secret service?