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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Plus it will double as a food source for all the poor people. Corporate is going to love this new marketing campaign. We will sell it as a subscription, but also call it open source In an ending World Hunger campaign. can't miss. Get in now!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Omg they're gonna put a spigot on it. I fucking love this - "Get your green slop, poors."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

We need a nice friendly corporate spokesperson. let's put Jerry on trying to steal somebody from Disney. We're going to make an absolute fortune on this.