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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago (23 children)

Another classic javascript wat

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (22 children)

Classic people who don't know how to code wat. Passing a number in place of a string argument because they don't know what they're doing.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Javascript could throw an error to alert you that the input is supposed to be a string, like most languages would do.

[–] heavy -3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Theoretically, Javascript is an untyped language, so there aren't supposed to really be static types. Giving type errors in this situation would be against design.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe the design is bad, then.

[–] heavy 5 points 2 weeks ago

Lol you'll get no argument from me. It's not my favorite language.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

JavaScript has types and it does have type errors, for instance

> null.foo
Uncaught TypeError: null has no properties

Please stop spouting nonsense on issues you know nothing about.

[–] heavy -4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dynamic types aren't static types my man. I think you got some learning to do.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] heavy 0 points 2 weeks ago

Lol like facilitate versus effectuate

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

Theoretically, Javascript is an untyped language…

Function only handles string arguments correctly. Wat.

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