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Dad what's your best dad joke? (lazysoci.al)

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Two sausages are sitting in a frying pan. One looks over at the other and says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?" The other replies, "AHHH! IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Haha fucking brilliant nice one dad

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Haha!

I remember this one as muffins in an oven.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I've heard it with muffins as well, but I maintain that sausages are funnier.