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I remember a harmless over that just randomly opened your CD tray while it ran. Called something like cup holder, or something like that.
Shit that was a long time ago...
If you rember that, it’s time to get your colonoscopy and prostate checked.
✅ Colonoscopy
⬜ Prostate exam
I'm 40yo. I'm practically in the grave already!
Uh oh, I can't find my prostate. I'll ask my gyno where it is on my next visit.
It’s your Skene's gland. :-)
I wrote something like that back in HS and put it in the startup folder of every computer in our school library. I set it to wait about 10 minutes before opening the drive and then periodically after that