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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Few things about trees in cities: (1) tree roots ruin sidewalks because they upend that stuff; (2) tree roots get into and ruin infrastructure, (3) not every curb can sustain a tree, so these could fit where a tree could not; and (4) they damage stuff when they fall over in storms.

[–] zalgotext 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Crazy thought - instead of just putting trees near curbs, have dedicated green spaces in cities where there aren't sidewalks or other important infrastructure near the trees.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where did you get these ideas you freak

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Parks? Gross. I like parking lots.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

How about multi level parking garages teeming with algae?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Why not both green spaces (central park anyone?) and these alge pods everywhere else?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think the current plan is to simply depopulate the United States through fiscal policies and have everyone move back to Europe.

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