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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The current PM where I work:

  • cannot figure out audio settings for teams
  • cannot understand microphone feedback loops
  • cannot ask you your status on a task without giving just enough time for you to think it's your turn to speak only to then start speaking again the moment you start explaining your status
  • cannot understand that an explanation for the status of a task can apply to multiple similar tasks
  • always second guesses decisions

Their only actual job as far as I can tell is to tell the suits what they want to hear in their fucked up little business language. But I haven't seen that, so maybe they're terrible at that as well.

It feels like they memorized and religiously practice the CIA's handbook for field sabotage.