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submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I had a goose come at me once. I held my jacket open like it was a giant set of wings and he ran like hell. I was not impressed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Huh, a jacket you say. Well looks like it's round fucking 15 time goose!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jacket? Have you tried a hammer?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Yeah, goose stole it and started hitting me with it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

"Oh shit!" -goose