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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Can they add a little speaker and have it play some smooth jazz when unzipping?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

All my zippers play Careless Whisper

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Zzzzzz bow chicka bow wow zzzzzzzzzzz bow chicka bow zzzzzzzzip

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Remote control zipper porn, yes!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

AI instructions unclear, brass instruments coming right up

Ska intensifies

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Playing Smooth Jazz Funeral by Collapsed Lung

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Ash fell from the sky.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I usually do some zip-hop vinyl scratching, which my audience generally seems to have a stronger reaction to, as they'll usually do some breakdancing, drugs etc.