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[–] [email protected] 165 points 2 weeks ago (45 children)

Why do smokers of all kinds have to smoke right in front of the door of every fucking building?

[–] [email protected] 97 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I remember when they did it INSIDE buildings. And cars. Schools, hospitals... if you lived through the 80's you just have the pervasive smell of tobacco registered as a prime core memory.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

I use to live in Vegas as a child occasionally. We'd sometimes go to the casinos for shows and have to cross The Floor

I can still feel it on my skin decades and decades later

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I remember looking for the grocery carts with built in ashtray.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 weeks ago

Because they're selfish inconsiderate pricks who can't fathom how disgusting they truly are.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Because that tiny overhang is the only goddamn shade/rain shelter in this entire city block. People love designating "that spot over there" as the smoking spot but hate putting any sort of shelter from the elements.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Go get wet fucker, I give no fucks, you chose to smoke not me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I also give no fucks, so here we are.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

"I don't care about your comfort (and your health a little, but its your choice)"

"Well I don't care about your health(or your comfort, but its my choice), so here we are."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I swear to god I am going to carry a fucking bucket of water from now on

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

So? Whoever brought the cigarettes should bring a jacket or umbrella too.

That spot "over there" is so the smelly smoke can also stay "over there" and not end up in the lungs of healthy people.

[–] pebbles 11 points 2 weeks ago

It felt like that for me in a lot of Europe, but not America.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably because they're addicted, enjoy the high, and don't have the means or strength of character to quit.

[–] superniceperson 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or they have undiagnosed ADHD and haven't associated the effect of nicotine with their seminormality mask they can only maintain with legal stimulants.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

At my apartment buulding they stand right in front of the no smoking sign at the front step to the building on the building's property where smoking is not allowed. If they stabd 5 ft over, they're on the sidewalk where it's okay.

But nope, they have to stand right there.

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