this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't get the rock magic/concussion connection. Are they saying hitting someone with a rock and giving them a concussion is magic?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

It's like hitting someone in the head with a frying pan and yelling "Cast Iron!"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

I cast large rock.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

To be fair, looking at a rock, you wouldn't think it would cause brain damage from proximity. That's pretty magical