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Core Requirement (lemmy.ml)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Was recently ejected from a job along with a whole lot of other ship subsystems. Something about "downsizing operations in engineering"? Starfleet meatbags can never make up their minds.

Anyway, "has seen some shit" could easily sum up huge swaths of my CV.

[–] blackluster117 2 points 4 days ago

More like "is the shit others have seen". You're the catalyst to making Scotty, Scotty you diabolical bastard.