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[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 135 points 1 week ago (9 children)

In the UK, if you ever notice that the guy in front of you has trouble at the urinal, breathe soothingly down his neck and make reassuring tutting noises.

It's a tradition that dates back to the 10th century

[โ€“] lauha@lemmy.one 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I hear it really help the pee to come out when you stand next to the person and touch your dick to his dick while peeint yourself.

[โ€“] Hugin@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

That's considered a compliment in many cultures

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