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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

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A Rare Issue With the Swastidumpster (pawb.social)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You're describing a puddle.

[–] SreudianFlip 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Terrorist puddles!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'd make a crack about declaring war on puddles but they'll probably do it at this point

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

sorry but since it's in crack form your sentencing has a mandatory minimum.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We're sorry to report that rain is now communist.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Water now woke. Immortan Joe time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Or a lawn sprinkler. Or a slip'n'slide.