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I don't know how much more of this I can take; I'm starting to think I need to kill Ronald Reagan.
I've got some bad news for you, unless you own a DeLorean. (In which case, obligatory "Ha! The actor? Then who's vice president, Jerry Lewis?")
Maybe you could watch a movie to take your mind off it. Have you seen Taxi Driver?
I'm gonna need you to go ahead and kill Ronald Reagan tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be greaaat.