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It's not great (media.kbin.social)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ngl, I'm annoyed whenever someone creates an application but doesn't want to publish their code cause it looks bad. Like no one cares that your code is bad and by publishing it, you can get others to help you improve it.

[–] lol 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If it works, it works.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Steadily increasing unsigned integer on a long-running piece of infrastructure: bonjour

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Laughs in

struct LooooongCounter {
    long highPart;
    long lowPart;
};

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

LooooongCounter operator++(const LooooongCounter&amp; c) {
    if(c.lowPart == ULONG_MAX) {
        c.highPart++;
        c.lowPart = 0;
    }
    else c.lowPart++;
}

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I think you convinced me to actually do it