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I wish the Moon had a moon. (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I just think it'd be really neat to look up and see a smaller moon orbiting the Moon. Optionally, I'd also like the Moon to start rotating at a rate of one rotation per day so we can see more than just one side of it.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah, so the three-body problem (not the movie) has screwed us all. ^worthitifitlookscooltho^

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You've unleashed chaos and destruction on a planetary scale with a single wish, wiped out all known life and you say "worthitifitlookscooltho"??!?

You may have a point...