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Musk: "Resistance Is Futile," Vows DOGE War on Fire Departments (isglitch.com)

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Tech CEO's response to burning Teslas includes plans to "optimize" firefighting industry out of existence

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Given that Musk seems hell-bent on becoming the villain from every piece of science fiction ever, I kind of expect him to keep fire departments around but have them start fires.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Very handy for book burnings.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Literally Fahrenheit 451

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

keep fire departments around but have them start fires.

Ah, so it's the 1930s again.