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I just obtained a large van. What do I put on the side? (self.casualconversation)

submitted 2 months ago by Alk to c/[email protected]

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It is a Ford e-transit. Huge white empty sides. I will implement my favorite idea without fail.

It's for transporting my disabled mother around, but also for personal use. (I am too tall for normal cars so this will be my only vehicle)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Some kind of innocuous but official sounding government agency.

Department of the Interior Development or something… liberally apply reflective striped tape in random spots, toss a yellow light-bar on top… you know, make it look official.

Now enjoy parking anywhere for extended periods of time.

Or just copy any of Krieger‘s vans from the show Archer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I like this, some made up meaningless inefficient chaotic bullshit, maybe call it Department of Government Efficiency 🤷

[–] AlligatorBlizzard 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Go out and paint bike lanes, encouraging cycling means less traffic for your van.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I’m going to switch my vote to the hybrid approach; paint the van to look like a bike lane, then you can park in any bike lane. Plus it’s just taping off two stripes and hitting it with a can of driveway crack filler.