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[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Except when you have a boner. Your only option then is standing and using the trajectory method.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In that case you have to lay facedown across the toilet so your feet are resting on the tank and your head is pointed towards the floor. It'll look like you're planking but really it's just piss physics.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Pfft just stand on your head like normal.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Negative, sit down and lean forward so you can tuck it inside the bowl.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Then it just sprays out under the seat, which also happens some of the time you don't have a boner. It's awful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeeeah... no thanks lol. I'm not using my dick as a squeegee for the bowl.

[–] ralen_jor 6 points 2 years ago

you can also just calculate a perfect parabola and it will all work out just fine