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[–] [email protected] 46 points 19 hours ago (10 children)

Swastidumpster doesn't really flow. We need alternatives for the cyberclunk. Anyone got suggestions?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 16 hours ago

'Deplorean' is my personal fav followed by 'Wankpanzer'

[–] [email protected] 43 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Based on Grimes' tweet maybe the pegwagon?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

She said that was fake

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I think SwastiCar works really well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Yeah, but that applies to the brand as a whole.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

IncEl Camino

glorious

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Oh I like this one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Sorry, I meant names that acknowledge Elon's nazi adoration, like swasticar.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 19 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

SyberSuck

Or SS for short

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

"Let them drive cake" because the thing looks like a bad slice of cake and we all know where things are headed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Bonus double-entendre that what they're driving is ass.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago