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How much time does one spend actually drinking?
If you really simplify a lot of the math, and even make fairly slow estimates on imbiption rates as ~1oz/sec, and assume everyone needs and is actually getting the old 8 16oz glasses a day, you get 10000 hours of 'practice' happening over 281250 days, or ~770.54 years.
What if we add the time you might take savoring wine, whisky etc.? I suppose swallowing is separate from swishing it around in your mouth, but I definitely managed to get some in the wrong pipe in the 'swishing around' stage more than once ...
Even if you include an hour of 'oral fluid handling practice' every day, that's 9656 days, or 26.4 years. Much more possible in a human lifespan, but that's a lot of swishing.