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[–] [email protected] 36 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Gender?

Present.

Sex at birth?

No, my first time was well over a decade later.

Are you trans?

Transtabular, from your position.

Are you gay? Bi?

I prefer professionalism to gaiety during interviews. This meeting isn't over yet.

Ever been depressed?

Not in the button sense, no.

Abuse alcohol? Drugs?

Neither physically nor emotionally. No, thank you, not now.

Ever been arrested?

Have you been?

Ever been in the military?

Even if I was, you're not getting veteran's benefits through me.

Well what about your spouse?

Even if they were, you're not getting veteran's benefits through them.

Ever work for the government?

Why, are you paying public service rates?

That degree you mentioned, we can’t ask your age but uh, when did you earn that bad boy, huh?

I think it was sometime around when I graduated from college.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Bro, your answer is being filtered out by an algorithm, even before it gets the chance to be appreciated by some hr drone.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago

Oh, I assumed this was during an interview already. If a company sent me that shit prior to an interview I'd tell the headhunter to try again with a better company.